Seacrest OUT

So I was talking to my love about the Taliban and we realised that this year will mark the tenth year anniversary of 9/11. This led to a discussion of what sort of event, or series of events, will take place to commemorate this occasion.

We concluded the following:

CONCERT

MADISON SQUARE GARDEN

HOSTED BY:
Ryan Seacrest and Bryan Dunkleman

WITH PERFORMANCES BY:


The Black Eyed Peas

Justin Beiber

Toby Keith

Carrie Underwood

Aretha Franklin

U2

Stevie Wonder

Xtina

Christin Aguilera

Sting

Mary J. Blige (with special guest Steven Tyler)

Sheryl Crow

Bruce Springsteen

Elvis Costello

Tom Petty

Neil Young

Yoko and a very angry Paul

Meg White and Ringo drum circle

Sonny and Cher

the Jackson 4 and Williie Nelson



SPEECHES GIVEN BY:
Ellen Degeneres (being serious)

Rosie O'Donnel(being funny)

George Clooney (being seriously funny)

Morgan Freeman

Salma Hayek

Oprah

Matthew McConaughey

a drunk Will Smith dressed as the queen of England

(neccesarily in this order)



















Set your Tivo biatches

the Future

I was reading an article in a magazine. It was talking about something to do with something that I don't remember now.
In my boredom, I created a plan for the new decade: I say we (we meaning anything or anyone) make the internet available for ten years at a time, and then outlaw it for another ten years and continue this pattern every decade. And yes, I am very well aware that the internet is allowing me to put this idea "out there".....its still an excellent idea.

At the risk of soap-boxing, I think we (again, we meaning whatever you want it to mean) could benefit from not having constant access to new music. Having a whole world full of music so easily accessed, where we can invest ourselves weekly in a new band, I think has made very fickle fans of many of us, me included.
But I guess we do recieve some benefits from the world wide web. So, in my world (alongside everybody getting a free basset hound and a copy of the Band's first record) the internet would only be available ten years at a time.