So I was talking to my love about the Taliban and we realised that this year will mark the tenth year anniversary of 9/11. This led to a discussion of what sort of event, or series of events, will take place to commemorate this occasion.
We concluded the following:
CONCERT
MADISON SQUARE GARDEN
HOSTED BY:
Ryan Seacrest and Bryan Dunkleman
WITH PERFORMANCES BY:
The Black Eyed Peas
Justin Beiber
Toby Keith
Carrie Underwood
Aretha Franklin
U2
Stevie Wonder
Xtina
Christin Aguilera
Sting
Mary J. Blige (with special guest Steven Tyler)
Sheryl Crow
Bruce Springsteen
Elvis Costello
Tom Petty
Neil Young
Yoko and a very angry Paul
Meg White and Ringo drum circle
Sonny and Cher
the Jackson 4 and Williie Nelson
SPEECHES GIVEN BY:
Ellen Degeneres (being serious)
Rosie O'Donnel(being funny)
George Clooney (being seriously funny)
Morgan Freeman
Salma Hayek
Oprah
Matthew McConaughey
a drunk Will Smith dressed as the queen of England
(neccesarily in this order)
Set your Tivo biatches
God save us now from such an atrocity. However, I do believe you missed one key performance that I'd place money on. Josh Groban with a childrens choir in the background. Any takers? Bueller?
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